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Hahahaha! I found this while perusing my friends’ Facebook notes. Thought I’d share it.

So.. this is a Minnesota Winter:

 

^Not my photo.

60 above zero: 

Floridians turn on the heat. 

People in Minnesota plant gardens. 

50 above zero: 

Californians shiver uncontrollably. 

People in Duluth sunbathe.

40 above zero: 

Italian & English cars won’t start. 

People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

32 above zero: 

Distilled water freezes. 

The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

20 above zero: 

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. 

People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero: 

New York landlords finally turn up the heat. 

People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero: 

People in Miami all die. 

Minnesotans close the windows.

10 below zero: 

Californians fly away to Mexico. 

People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

25 below zero: 

Hollywood disintegrates. 

The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero: 

Washington DC runs out of hot air. 

People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero: 

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. 

Minnesotans get upset because they can’t start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero: 

ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) 

People in Minnesota start saying…”Cold ’nuff fer ya?”

500 below zero: 

Hell freezes over. 

Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.

That’s basically a MinneSNOWta winter for ya. 😉

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